早报:搅吧,你们就搅吧!(早报:尽管搅,随你们折腾!)
发布时间:2026-01-17
Considering real-time requests
If the user wants real-time trending, I should remember to ask for permission first, especially if there are restrictions. Guidelines say that I should run commands whenever possible, but news needs network access. It might be helpful to inquire about the type of content they're looking for, and whether they want to include recent events, along with any links or network usage. I could also prepare a template with various options for tone and length. Plus, I should be cautious about political content!Proposing a morning brief outline
I’m thinking about creating a morning brief outline split into six sections. To show the tone without presenting real facts, I’ll use generic placeholders like [昨日/今日]. It’s important to avoid fabrications, so I can clarify that it’s a template for the user to fill in. I’ll ask them about topics they want and keep my answer concise and structured in bullet points.

I’ll suggest three questions regarding their target audience and preferred style, offer a sample brief, and provide a code block template for easy edits. I could even include a couple of alternative opening lines as options!Crafting a safe news brief
I need to avoid making false claims, so I’m thinking about using safe, generic items like weather and commuting reminders, stock market hours, app updates, to-do lists, and birthday reminders. A typical news brief usually highlights events, but I could use evergreen categories instead.
For example, I could mention general market trends or tech updates without specific numbers. I’ll create a template with placeholders, allowing the user to plug in their topics. A humorous piece could also be appealing, using the phrase "搅吧,你们就搅吧!" to comment on internet drama and market chatter. Providing different lengths (50, 100, 200 words) would be useful!Creating news briefs and templates
First, I’ll ask clarifying questions about whether the user wants real-time trends or creative content, and what their preferred platform and style are.
Next, I'll provide three ready-to-post versions in Chinese, all using neutral generalities without specific claims.

For the short version (under 50 characters), I have something catchy. The medium version will be around 120 words, while the long version will be about 220-280 words.

I’ll also include a structured template with placeholders for the actual news content and a reminder that I can fetch trending topics if the user allows network access.
这是个很带劲的标题。要我直接写一篇“早报”吗,还是拉取当日热点来编写?确认下:

- 取向:实时热点早报,还是偏创作/吐槽风的通用早报?
- 渠道与语气:公众号/群公告/公司内部?犀利/中性/段子手?
- 是否允许我联网抓取今日热点?若不允许,我用通用版+可替换模板。
先给你三版可直接用的文案(不含时讯细节,适合今天发):
50字内 早报:搅吧你们就搅吧。热点在翻,流量在吵,我们在干活。喝口水,别让情绪搅浑今天。
120字左右 早报:搅吧,你们就搅吧!昨夜大事小情一锅端:有人造势,有人吃瓜,有人复盘。提醒:先回重要邮件,先做三件要事,先动十分钟。市场有噪声,生活要信号。保持边界,少被搅和。
250字左右 早报:搅吧,你们就搅吧!话题横飞、情绪拉满。别急下场,先把基本盘稳住:1) 列出今天最重要的三件事;2) 干扰源静音两小时;3) 给身体一杯水和十分钟呼吸。看信息三问:事实是什么、观点是谁的、对我有什么用。市场和舆论都有周期,别被短期噪声搅浑了长期选择。愿你今天,稳中有进,心不被搅,事照样成。
需要带当天具体热点的话,回我“要实时版”,并告诉我受众和风格,我来抓点并定制;或直接给我要写进早报的3-6个话题关键词也行。


